| In Computer Science there's... | While in Computer Scientology it's.. | |
|---|---|---|
| 00000 | John Von Neumann | L. Ron Hubbard |
| 00001 | Communications of the ACM | InformationWeek |
| 00010 | SMTP/MIME | Notes "Mail" |
| 00011 | SNMP | "E-meters" |
| 00100 | "Two Phase Commit" | "Automatic Data Replication" |
| 00101 | TCP/IP | IPX |
| 00110 | The Internet | Compu$erve (or, AOL) |
| 00111 | Usenix/LISA Conference | Novell World |
| 01000 | SecurID/SKey/SecureNetKey | RLA/ARA |
| 01001 | Distributed Systems | Windows95 |
| 01010 | The World Wide Web | IBM/Lotus Notes |
| 01011 | Object Oriented Programming | Visual Basic |
| 01100 | Java | ActiveX |
| 01101 | Linux/NetBSD/FreeBSD | Windows/NT Server |
| 01110 | ACM TOPLAS | "Secrets of the Visual Basic Masters" |
| 01111 | GNU Public License | Patent Lawyers |
| 10000 | Lead Developers | "Empowered Managers" |
Sunday, December 05, 2004
The Triumph Of Belief Systems Over Engineering
From www.zeitgeist.com (and nothing has changed ever since):